How does it feel when you know that one jerk who once wrecked your life is trying very hard to change himself for the better, at the one corner of the earth?

I know I ought to hate him but ironically, i felt happy for him.

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I have great news.

I was looking through some very old photos of my big family this afternoon. When suddenly, I came across this wedding photo of my cousin and his vietnamese wife.

One thing about vietnamese is that they are very very curious and envious about being a Singaporean.

I don't know about other vietnamese but at least she is and her curiousness is to the extrememtly irritating extent.

I remembered she never fails to make a big fuss out of everything i wear. And i mean everything. I was just in a tube and a skirt with heels the last time i visited their family and she was "wah-ing" all the way when i was in the house.

Thats not the worst.

She always like to ask questions. Very interesting questions.

Her:
"How many km is Singapore from malaysia?"
Me:
"i'll try and measure the next time."
Her:
" What do you eat in Singapore?"
Me:
"Food."
Her:
"How does kids in Singapore grows?"
Me:
"erm. i think i go get us a drink."

I always feel like kicking her but instead, i see myself flashing the sweetest smile at her.

I am so fake.

And ya, the great news is, she is coming to visit us in Singapore.

I am damn sure her first question when she came out of the plane will be
" How many clouds are there in Singapore's sky arh?"

Please grant me death.