me:
i am not having dinner tonight. its wendy's birthday.

mummy:
oh. windy's birthday? have a great time.

me:
mum, its wendy.

mummy:
ya la. windy mah.

me:
. . .
yes mum. i am dinning with cloudy and windy tonight.

mummy:
oh. when did you know cloudy? your boyfriend?

i sweared i tried to be as patient as possible.

me:
bye mum.